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Iron Man

Iron Man -member of The Avengers
-Metal Man

*looks at newspaper* Turns out people have been seeing sightings of a "kraken" in the water. I personally think they are going crazy, but then again a lot of crazy things happen here. So go check it out.
Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

You mean one of them things with giant testicles? I'll go check it out. *Mr Machine jumps through the window of Tony's penthouse, now flying to the coast, assuming that's where the sightings were*

Where is this giant octopuss....

Kraken

Suddenly Mr Machine is grabbed by four tentacles!

Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

GET YOUR TESTICLES... OFF ME! *Mr Machine begins firing repulsor beams from within the restriction of the tentacles* AGH!


Kraken

Kraken -member of None


*lets go of Mr Machine dropping him in the water*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine stops before he reaches the water, flying into the air. He then stops flying, then fires repulsor beams into the area of the Kraken* TAKE IT!


Kraken

Kraken -member of None


*tentacles fall down and uses other tentacle to strike Mr Machine from behind sending him flying forward*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine manages to flip over, facing the backstabbing tentacles, firing more blasts.*


Kraken

Kraken -member of None


*stunned by the blasts and drops 4 tentacles*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine then charges at the stunned Kraken, using velocity to breach the water surface. He then fires a repulsor ray into the Kraken as he charges, attempting to penetrate the Kraken's body.*


Kraken

Kraken -member of None


*swings a tentacle upwards knocking him thus disrupting his aim, he misses wildly, uses another tentacle to bind him tightly*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine fires lasers into the now restricting tentacle*


Kraken

Kraken -member of None


*relinquishes grip and is momentarily stunned*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine now fires 4 missiles into the Kraken*


Kraken

Kraken -member of None


*falls backwards from the force causing underside to become exposed*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine then continues to fire missiles into the Kraken*


Kraken

Kraken -member of None


*parts of body fly everywhere with some parts hitting you, the rest is left in the sea

The Kraken is dead.


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

Big ol' Puppeh... *Mr Machine then flies back to Stark Industries*


Iron Man

Iron Man -member of The Avengers
-Metal Man

Oh, back already? Did you finish?


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

Sunk like a ship... *Mr Machine says, having now crashed through Stark's window again, as he crashes on the couch*


Iron Man

Iron Man -member of The Avengers
-Metal Man

You're paying for that. And, now you gotta go back to find the missing people. *walks into room and comes back out with an underwater helmet and gives it to Mr Machine* Here are the missing people *shows him the faces in the newspaper*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine grunts, smacking the helmet to the ground. He grabs the newspaper, and flies out. Smashing the window even more.* I'll have to find these people. *He then reads the newspaper as he flies towards the area of the fight. Now memorizing the faces, he dives through the surface of the water into the ocean. Looking for caves*


Iron Man

Iron Man -member of The Avengers
-Metal Man

Well...he's going to have to pay for that too...

Mr Machine sees a big rock under the water that might be a cave.


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine then fires a blast at the rock*

A hole breaks into the rock, and then water starts flowing inside of it.


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine then swiftly swims into the flowing water.*

Mr Machine then begin to get pushed rapidly and hard deeper inside the rock getting injured, where he lands inside and gains air, seeing many unconscious people.


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*He stands. Mr Machine then extends his arms, attaching his wires into a fashion of a bowl. He then scoops the people up into the bowl.*

The cave then rises to Mr Machine's neck. The hole he came in from is too small to go back out, but he sees another exit that the Kraken uses.


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine, weary the Kraken is still alive, darts out with his full speed to avoid it*

Mr Machine arrives outside the cave.


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*Mr Machine takes the scooped people to the Hospital, breaking the whole door way to get in* Found 'em.

A whole bunch of doctors ask "Who are you?"


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

I'm Riley Miles, leader of the NYPD, AKA Mr Machine. Your once in a lifetime hero. *Mr Machine releases the people, and takes off, breaking the roof as he does. He flies to Stark's home, once again breaking a window* Done. Done.


Iron Man

Iron Man -member of The Avengers
-Metal Man

You really got to learn to stop breaking things. Anyway here is your reward. *places hands out with nothing in them*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

You're a camegalillionaire!! Agh. Whatever. *Mr Machine breaks Iron's Man fridge door open, looking through* Nothing! *He grabs a soda, and sits on the couch, going to sleep*


Iron Man

Iron Man -member of The Avengers
-Metal Man

*blast at Mr Machine to wake him up* I need to ask you a question.


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

Huh?! *Mr Machine wakes up* Wha-, What, tin man? It better not be a gay confession.


Iron Man

Iron Man -member of The Avengers
-Metal Man

No- Wait what? I'm just going to pretend like I didn't hear that...Anyway, I need to ask you if you want to have a secret identity or a public identity. If it is secret, then you need a mask.


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

Get me one, and I'm in. *Mr Machine sips his soda*


Iron Man

Iron Man -member of The Avengers
-Metal Man

Follow me and I will show you. *starts walking towards a room*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

'etter not try and rape me... *Stands, throwing soda can on the floor and following*

As Iron Man walks towards the door, the door opens on its own.


Iron Man

Iron Man -member of The Avengers
-Metal Man

*walks in*


Mr Machine

Mr Machine -member of None
-Mr Machine

*walks in*

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